Well my daddy said son you'll have fun when your drinking with your friends
And everyone takes for granted that these are the best years of your life
High school sure seemed like a joke but when I got to college I was on my own
Trying to find the best drink specials every night
After many nights with the San Marcos federals
I finally figured out that I should probably keep my mouth shut instead of telling them what I thought
Cause see I paid the county for many months
Hell I think I even paid their Christmases bonuses once
And that's how I learned what student loans were all about

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It's Taco Bell for breakfast and fro lunch it's Keystone Light
I'll be out of bed by sundown make the party just on time
My probations in the morning herbal tea will do me right
Look what I learned in my college life

Well I decided to major in country music
That's when I found out that I couldn't use the 3- hours I managed to log last year
Anthropology it seemed pretty cool to me but it wasn't included in my degree
That's when I decided to study domestic beer
Shiner Bock it was good to me hell it treated me better than history or that little blonde I met in science lab
And fraternity life it was a change of pace and it taught me how to get shit-faced
And break those failing grades to good old dad

It's Taco Bell for breakfast and for lunch it's Keystone Light
I'll be out of bed by sundown make the party just on time
My probations in the morning herbal tea will do me right
Look what I learned in my college life

One of these days will come graduation and I sure hope that I won't be mistaken
That everything I learned won't be in vein
'Caurse sure I've failed a test or three but that doesn't make a lesser man of me cause ther's more to life than a one point gpa

It's Taco Bell for breakfast and fro lunch it's Keystone Light
I'll be out of bed by sundown make the party just on time
My probations in the morning herbal tea will do me right
Look what I learned in my college life

It's Taco Bell for breakfast and fro lunch it's Keystone Light
I'll be out of bed by sundown make the party just on time
My probations in the morning herbal tea will do me right
Look what I learned in my college life