I'm sorry for standing between you and your fling
Just hurried in, no need to knock
Notice how you couldn't even blink?
Bet you'd never been caught before
Left your junk in a trash bag on the front steps
But I forgot to be careful with your bottles when I packed
Baby don't worry about my brother's threats
I won't need him for my payback

So now, baby I'll steal you car
I'm gonna give a ride to some guy friends
Don't worry I'm not going far
We'll follow new rock bands
I'd love to take you with me but maybe next time
I'm sure you'll get my victimless crime
And I'd like to pay you back, but I don't have a dime
I'm sure you'll get my victimless crime

Please stop calling my friends to hear from me
They are tired of your so called guilt too
And about your big excuse that it wasn't meant to be
I can assure you that fate won't leave me with you