I met this cat, and he said: Son
I've got nine lives and you've got one
So make the best of this you can
'Cause nothing goes according to plan

This cat was wise so I took his advice, and waited for a little sunlight
I got this feeling that it might work out alright

'Cause life is a trip and it's full of misadventure
The cat in a hat has a panic attack, but it's laced with good intentions
I guess you could say that we're all mad here
Life is a trip and it's been a bad year

I met this dog and he said: Child
You'll outlive me seven times
So make the best of this you can
'Cause nothing goes according to plan

This dog was wise so I took his advice and waited for a little sunlight
I got this feeling that it might work out alright

'Cause life is a trip and it's full of misadventure
The cat in a hat has a panic attack, but it's laced with good intentions
I guess you could say that we're all mad here
Life is a trip and it's been a bad year

Nothing is real and that's a fact when you make believe in wonderland
Nothing is real and that's a fact when you make believe in wonderland

I'm just a mad man!

Love is a locket I keep in my pocket

'Cause life is a trip and it's full of misadventure
The cat in a hat has a panic attack, but it's laced with good intentions
I guess you could say that we're all mad here
Life is a trip and it's been

Life is a trip and it's full of misadventure
The cat in a hat has a panic attack, but it's laced with good intentions
I guess you could say that we're all mad here
Life is a trip and it's been a bad year