Patriarchal standards of beauty is what my pc girlfriend will have me
refuting she's got a great mind and an even better booty.
Makes me feel like raping and looting

Neanderthal dyke,
neanderthal dyke,
never read dailey,
i ride a big bike,
feminist gets me uptight,
get in some heels and lipstick
and I'll spend the night.

My political consciousness is fried,
I'm not exactly woman identified,
I dont give a shit,
I just wanna get laid by curvy little hot
and sexy eyeliner babes

Neanderthal dyke,
neanderthal dyke,
never read dworkin,
i ride a big bike,
feminist gets me uptight,
get in some heels and lipstick
and I'll spend the night.

Serious bitches you calling me a sellout,
why don't you just grab a babe suck her face and chill out,
maybe if you gave all that pc shit a rest,
get yourself some action,
stop being such a pest.

Neanderthal dyke,
neanderthal dyke,
never read McKinnon,
i ride a big bike,
feminist gets me uptight,
get in some heels and lipstick
and I'll spend the night.

Pseudo intellectual slut,
you went to school did you learn ho to fuck?
Did it play at Michigan, is it correct?
Does it walk with a swivel,
is it willing to neck, that's it.

Neanderthal dyke,
neanderthal dyke,
I read Captain Hanna,
i ride a big bike,
feminist gets me uptight,
get in some heels and lipstick
and I'll spend the night.

Feminists theory gives me a pain, besides I think you like the fact I'm low on the food chain, don't you.