F
I was a sexy little viper rune

in the corner of King Tut tomb
                           Bb C/G
when the hate train started
           F
going choo choo


F
I was a rat on a burning ship

When we sunk, our fire got put out.
                                 Dm/A Bb
It was just like the great plague,
                        C/G
It's like the birth of underwear.


[Chorus]

C/G B Bb               C/G
     Hey dude I hate everything you do
F                             Dm/A
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb               C/G                     F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less


[Interlude]

F Bb C/G F


[Verse 2]

F
I was a wheel in a war machine

Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant
                        Bb   C/G
Somebody’s gotta do it
               F
I know my place
F
I was a baby killing Cadillac

Now I’m a drug induced heart attack
                     Dm/A   Bb
Somebody’s gotta do it
               C/G
I know my place


[Chorus]

C/G B Bb               C/G
     Hey dude I hate everything you do
F                             Dm/A
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb               C/G                     F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less


[Interlude]

F   Bb   C/G          F    Dm/A   C/G   B   Bb  G


[Bridge]

G
Have you ever wanted to be
Bb
Have you ever wanted wanted to see
        F              Dbdim
Someone better, in the mirror
G
Have you ever wanted to go
Bb
Have you ever wanted to know
          F                  A
Somewhere greener, me fucking neither!
      Dm/A                 C/G            Bb    F E F
I bet you got something beautiful in mind


[Verse 3]

F
They’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue

Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
                           Dm/A    Bb
And I’ll tell you a secret
                          F
Kreuz is German for Williams
F
In the blood cult of the mislead youth
                                       C/G     F
I’ve got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
                                Dm/A
Let me tell you some weird shit
Bb                         C/G
There's gonna be a big old civil war inside my house tonight


[Chorus]

Bb              C/G
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F                             Dm/A
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb     C/G          F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less