1:
I saw a story on the news today
It made me wanna throw up
About a girl who just won't go away
I think that we've all had enough
Now I heard she said the n-word
Then she said she's just like me
Well I don't have 50 billion dollars in my family

So here's to you Paris Hilton
Could you hear me when I say
You've got everything you want
So could you please just go away
Here's to you Paris Hilton
Could I say what's on our mind
Go away go away Paris Hilton leave America behind

2:
I saw her picture in the magazine
I saw her book in the store
And she had sex on my computer screen
But I just can't take anymore

Now am I alone in thinking
That's she's really just a snot
And if she never said another word
We all would say "that's hot"