A7:    X0202X
D:     xx023x (verse)
D/C#   x4x23x
D:     xx0232 (chorus)
D#dim: x6757x
C#7:   x4646x
Bm:    x24432
C#m:   x46654
E:     Riff*
Cdim:  x3424x**
F#m:   244222
Cb5:   x3455x
Adim:  x3424x***

*Unison riff: E E F# F# G# G# C# B E (single notes)
**During the chorus Cdim can also be played as D#dim. The bass player plays a C, while the guitarist plays
  a D#dim chord, that's why I named it Cdim.
***Same idea as above. Cdim chord on guitar, A in the bass. 

[Verse]

A                  C#m
I wish today was a very special day 
A7              D          D/C#    
but once again sex got in the way
D#dim          C#7            Bm
war is over and I feel lonely again 
         C#m             Bm             
well it takes a few and then
       E 
you've had it


[Chorus]

                D   C#m  Cdim  A
it's a sad, sad planet
      D   C#m   Cdim   A
a sad planet
      D   C#m   Cdim   A
a sad planet
Bm                  E 
wasn't it Jesus who said it
               A
it's a sad sad planet


[Verse]

A                           C#m
she was working topless in a hospital
       A7                      D           D/C#
she was pretty and not feeling comfortable at all
D#dim            C#7
hoping for angels it's such a bore
Bm       C#m              Bm
you're a wrinkled mutant before
   E
you get it


[Chorus]

                D   C#m  Cdim  A
it's a sad, sad planet
      D   C#m   Cdim   A
a sad planet
      D   C#m   Cdim   A
a sad planet
Bm                        E 
even if you're Michael or Janet
               F#m
it's a sad sad planet


[Solo]

F#m  Cb5  A7  Adim            
A7   Bm   E   E                      


[Chorus]

                D   C#m  Cdim  A
it's a sad, sad planet
      D   C#m   Cdim   A
a sad planet
      D   C#m   Cdim   A
a sad planet
Bm    E