Meet me at the subway station
This isn't the make a wish foundation
God, you're part of the worst generation
Good luck with your college education

Now serving number, whatever
Desk number, I don't care
You'll never be an individual
But if you want to feel better, dye your hair

They told us we could be anything
So I became that chick you know
That spent time in a psych ward
And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

One size fits most
One size fits most
One size fits most
One size fits most

We’re hiring at a different location
Tryin’ to understand their situation
We inherited your debt and inflation
And I didn’t walk at graduation

What do I delete on my dvr?
Do you know where we are?
No, ​I can’t drive your car
I don’t know how to use a stick shift

I meet, but do not exceed, expectations
Cause that sets a precedent that’s really hard to maintain
And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

One size fits most
One size fits most
One size fits most
One size fits most

When everyone’s famous, then no one will be
What used to be called nihilism is now called apathy
Because nihilism is too hard to spell
My mom doesn’t subscribe to my YouTube channel
And it hurts, but I’ll get over it
And pulp fiction is, like, way overrated, right?
And they told us that one size fits all, but wait

One size fits most
One size fits most
One size fits most
One size fits most