D
I never claimed to know everything
G                  D
I ain't got no Ph- -D
    G                   D
But boys listen up when it comes to love
        E7                        A7
You can learn a thing or two from me
D
I'm no expert on makin' love work
  G                       D
I really can't tell you a lot
     G                                   D
Well I don't know how to keep a woman ar ound
      E7               A7      D
But I sure know how to run one off

   G                        D
So listen to my words of no wisdom
           G                         D
There's no secret to my lack of succ ess
G                  D                      E7
Once she draws the line just cross it one time
G                  A7      D
That's the way you make an ex

  D
I never could spell misery to well
    G                     D
But I know it ends with a Y
G                   D
Why did I do what I did when I knew
      E7                              A7
She'd get her half and half of what's mine

D
Takes more than luck to really mess up
G                        D
It don't just hapen this way
   G                  D
It took sacrifice and all my exwives
   E7             A7    D
To get me where I am to day

   G                        D
So listen to my words of no wisdom
           G                         D
There's no secret to my lack of succ ess
G                  D                      E7
Once she draws the line just cross it one time
G                  A7      D
That's the way you make an ex

G                  D                      E7
Once she draws the line just cross it one time
G                  A7      D
That's the way you make an ex
G                  A7      D
That's the way you make an ex
G                  A7      D
That's the way you make an ex