Em
He-he-hello
                                    Em
You know, I’ve been through so many things in my life and learned so much
                                           Em
But it wasn’t until I opened a new jar of joy and learned to relish life that I finally told
the world
Em                    Em
I actually am a cracker


[Verse 1]
Em
Hey, looky here, it’s the matzah mama (Oh, hello!)
G                  C               B7
Yes, thin, white, salty, won’t you have a taste
Em
You know me, I try to bring the drama
G                C                B7
Watch what I do, watch what I can do


[Pre-Chorus]
Em
I try to dance for you kids (A-ha)
 Em
I try to serve you the splits (What?)
C
You know I can’t touch the floor (Ouch!)
          B
That’s my lady bits
Em                              Em
Really, I don’t, I really don’t know why they love what I do
      C
I’m a white girl, so I’m off beat
           B
Still they cheer when I'm back on my feet!


[Chorus]
Em           G
I’m a woman, on top of the world
   C                   Am                  B7
She may look cute, but please don’t call her a girl
      Em     G
I’m a woman, sometimes a mess
        C                          Am         B7
But the future is calling and it's telling me yes (Yes, henny)


[Post-Chorus]
Em          G
La la la la la la la la la
C        Am     B7
La la la la la, oh yeah
Em          G
La la la la la la la la la (On top of the world, top of the world)
C        Am     B7
La la la la la, oh yeah


[Verse 2]
Em
Ever since I was just a little baby
G                       C                B7
I knew that I was gonna be special but I didn't know how
Em
Ups and downs and it turns out maybe
G                     C          B7
Dreams can come true, watch what I can do (Watch me)


[Pre-Chorus]
Em
I guess I'm a comedy queen (A-ha)
Em
Or that's what I've told folks (Yeah)
    C
But girl, when I try out the new stuff (Ow!)
          B
I'm like, okay, stick to the old jokes
Em                              Em
You know what, I learned what I shoulda known from the start
C                       B                                        Em
Whatever you do, people love what you do if you do it with heart (Aww)


[Chorus]
      Em
I’m a woman, on top of the world
G                  C               Am          B7
She may look cute, but please don’t call her a girl
      Em
I’m a woman, sometimes a mess
G                 C                Am         B7
But the future is calling and it's telling me yes (Yes, girl)


[Post-Chorus|Outro]
Em          G
La la la la la la la la la
C        Am     B7
La la la la la, oh yeah
Em          G
La la la la la la la la la (I'm a woman of the world, I'm a woman of the world)
C        Am     B7
La la la la la, oh yeah