Intro: D

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I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot 
D                              G              A
so can you help me please it's tougher than I thought. 
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The odds are pretty good but the goods are pretty odd 
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still at this point I'd take anything you've got. 
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You see this all the time nice girls in love with jerks 
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what could they be thinking tell me how it works. 
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If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first 
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but the ones I have in mind are even worse 


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and ev-en Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call 
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who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults. 
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He was the worst guy ever reviled and despised 
     G            E7                      A
even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I? 
          G
Why can't I?


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life is full of contradictions hard to understand 
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and for every happy woman there's a lonely man. 
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Nixon had his puppy Charles Manson had his clan 
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but God forbid that I get a girlfriend. 

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Ev-en Hitler had a girlfriend who he could call his own 
   D                              G            A
to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone. 
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I'm not as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing since they'd 
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rather be with Hitler more than me I don't see why 
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they'd rather be with 
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Hitler more than me.